• Misha Collins:When I was nine, I learned a joke. And told it to my grandmother. It's a bit if pantomime.
  • *motions to "come here" with finger; fan walks up*
  • Misha Collins:I bet I can make you come with one finger.
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therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

One Direction are fuckboys but I would still let them hit it raw

-Shakespeare (via swimdeeq)

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

fistmedrake:

can skinny girls literally shut the fuck up for ONCE and LET US BIGGER GIRLS BE CELEBRATED PLEASE IF UR SO UPSET BY NICKIS LYRICS GO FLIP THROUGH A MAGAZINE AND FIND YOUR BODY SIZE IDEALIZED CONSTANTLY GO WATCH TV AND WATCH ALL THE ADS FOR FLATTER TUMMIES KNOWING IT ISNT MEANT FOR YOU SOAK UP THE LOVE FROM THE MEDIA AND LET US HAVE THIS LOVE FROM NICKI MINAJ

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ghdos:

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tolzmannia:

There is this website called Thrift Books and I just got $66.90 worth of books for $19.93 (five books). Shipping was free. You’re welcome.

Yes! I just bought $82 worth of books for $17.85!

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